Chickens on my Doorstep

Remember that movie about the ones we do not speak of?  You don't?  Well, it's scary as hell and freaked me out....but it's SO good so go rent it!  Every since THAT movie I've had an unnatural fear of giant chickens with red cloaks.  Actually, a fear of giant chickens dressed in red cloaks is NOT an unnatural fear.  Fear them!  

So, one night I open door and THIS is sitting on my door step.  This is NOT natural.  The only thing that kept me from drop kicking it was the ice cream.   No need to harm the ice cream.  

My dear friend Haley thought I needed this for my front porch.  I think she is right.  My friends are so strange!