- Why did I take the time to mop the kitchen floor? It looks exactly the same...no cleaner. See if I ever do THAT again.
- Kitchen curtains....come out, come out, wherever you are!
- If you were a hammer and nails where would you be? In the garage in a box marked tools? No! I wouldn't either if I was a hammer and nails.
- You would THINK a college educated woman could figure out how to check the voicemail on her new phone.
- Who needs a couch?! Since I can't find one I like I think we'll just sit in lawn chairs for the rest of our lives.
- We are getting free HBO...why aren't there any good movies on? Probably a good thing since I don't really have time to watch them.
- Batteries...hmmm...wonder where they are.
The view to the east.