....having both cereal and fresh milk on hand is no longer the Herculean feat of timing it used to be.
....you realize that your gyno, your dentist, and your congresswoman are all roughly the same age as you are.
.....the concept of owning two expensive sweaters instead of six cheap ones finally makes sense.
.....someone doing a phone survey asks to speak with the head of the household and you don't pause for a minute before you realize that's you.
.....you can go out for a nice dinner by yourself without feeling the overwhelming need to hide behind a paperback at the table.
.....having a drama queen in your life is a whol lot less enteraining than it used to be (excluding any contestants on The Bachelor, of course).